So I've come up with a highly scientific, color-coded method of evaluating each title on a 100 point scale.
CLIFFHANGINESS: (Which should be a word.) Does it make the kids groan when you stop reading and beg you for the next chapter? Or is it a quiet book where setting and character development are the main attractions? Read-alouds need excitement. 10 points
FAMILIARITY: Do I have to stop every paragraph and explain stuff that most of my kids aren't familiar with? Or can they understand and picture the action pretty easily? It's fine to do some schema activation, but I don't want to have to choose between interrupting narrative flow or leaving half the class in a confused fog. 10 points
HUMOR: Books don't need to be humor books per se, but if a book has a least a few chuckles along the way, it's a definite bonus. 5 points
OUTRAGE: There are many way to make high stakes, but for middle school readers, any time they are appalled on behalf of the protagonist, they will care about what happens next. 5 points
TEACHER ATTITUDE: If I love a book, it shows. If I dislike a book, that also shows. 5 points
SENSE OF PROGRESS: Big-ass books read a tiny bit at a time take forever, and it's hard to maintain enthusiasm that long. 5 points
RISQUE BUSINESS: There is no way I'm going to read even a subtle sex scene to my class. Nor am I going to go all out with cussing. On the other hand, if a book is too juvenile, middle schoolers will resist. Some degree of edginess or snark is appreciated. 5 points
ENTICINGNESS: Is this the first book in a series? One of many books by a prolific author? A great introduction to a lesser known genre? Or even just a book that will hold up to repeated re-reads? A great read-aloud will entice kids to do more reading on their own. 5 points
GENERAL AMAZINGNESS: 50 points
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C Medium. More at the beginning and end. 7/10
F Also medium. The jumping around in time can be hard to follow. 7/10
H Classic. From the nicknames to the general ridiculousness of the situation. 4/5
O It's clear from the get-go that Stanley is getting a raw deal, and we come to empathize with Zero as well. 5/5
T I love it. 5/5
S There's a lot that goes on in a not very long book. 4/5 It
R Other than taking place at a prison camp...? 3/5
E I just had a kid read the sequel and love it, but a lot of Sachar is either more juvenile or just kinda weird. I liked the one about bridge because my husband plays and I have a working knowledge of it, but how many kids do? 2/5
G This book does not age. It's just a delight. 47/50
TOTAL 84/100
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C Toes get cut off, a girl is raped, and young Sarny breaks all laws. 9/10
F Oooh, this one is hard. I always have to read this out loud, because Sarny's dialect is hard for struggling readers to make sense of. I also have to explain quite a bit about slave life and help them read between the lines in some parts. 6/10
H It's not funny at all, but it really shouldn't be, so I won't take off too much. 3/5
O Oh yeah. We are ALL outraged when we read this. 5/5
T One of my favorites. 5/5
S Short, punchy book. 5/5
R Not only does Sarny call the master some well deserved names, there is that rape as well as an implied consensual sex scene. 5/5
E There is a sequel, and there are about 150 other Gary Paulsen books, and there's also Jefferson's Sons, which I'd love to see a student move on to and compare to Nightjohn. 5/5
G When it works for a group, it works really well, but sometimes it just doesn't work. 40/50
TOTAL: 83/100
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These are actually scoring a bit lower than I'd expected. I'm going to close this round out with an example of a really good book that didn't work as a read-aloud. When I read Belle Prater's Boy, I loved the old timey quality, the friendship, the mystery, and the characters. When I read it to my students, they hated it, and I had to stop part-way through.
C There is some element of mystery, as I said, but the stakes just didn't feel high to my students, and there weren't big moves every chapter. 4/10
F Turns out turn of the century Latinx kids in rural Oregon didn't know a lot about turn of the previous century life in rural Appalachia. 3/10
H Nor did they get their sense of humor. 2/5
O Nor did they get the classism and sexism. 2/5
T But I really like this book! 5/5
S Too long, too slow. 1/5
R Squeaky clean. 1/5
E There's a sequel, but nobody was clamoring for it, and I'd have to check to see if she's written other books. 2/5
G I maintain that it's still a good book. It was a Newbery honor book, so it's not just me. 40/50
TOTAL: 60/100
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Boy, that awful 90s cover is not doing this book any favors. |
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What read-alouds do you remember from school? Any really riveting ones? Any truly terrible ones?