I'm borrowing a borrowed idea...
I saw it here, but she got it here!
I'm crashed out on the couch procrastinating on putting the kids to bed.
Before that, I painted the board that goes between the cabinet and mirror in the kids' bathroom. I tried writing their names on it, and it looks super amateur, but that's okay. We'll call it folk art.
Before that, I finished my book while the kids played at the park.
Before that, we broke into my sister's house (by invitation) and tried to take her dog for a walk. Dear, sweet Sally, the first dog my kids ever made friends with, only made it a few blocks before coming over sick and shaky. We gave her time to recover, then slowly led her back home.
Before that, we ate at McDonald's, where I got a salad, a water, and...a small fries, which I refused to share.
Before that, the kids swam at the local pool while I read my book.
Before that, we decided to flee for the afternoon, because
Before that, my husband put a leftover piece of pizza in the microwave for a a minute and a half then went upstairs. Only it turns out he actually set it for an hour and a half. Ten minutes into it, he came downstairs to find yellow smoke everywhere.
Before that, I was out with my daughter at Goodwill getting books for my classroom library.
Before that, I spent the morning reading and commenting on Slices and Faeebook.
Before that, I woke up befuddled and groggy on the couch, where I'd gone because I couldn't sleep and didn't want to wake my husband up with my tossing and turning.